Shirts to Question The Narrative
“Your shirt is your sword, Grasshopper!” – The Ninja
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Ninja’s operate with the element of surprise.
So, what’s the first we have for you?
You are now entering a “Destination T-Shirt Shop”.
The Ninja is more than just a warrior. He is more than just a creator of amazing shirts. He is a wise teacher – one who equips warriors to battle for Truth in the misty turbulence of popular, but often destructive ideas.
That’s why he often says, “Your shirt is your sword, Grasshopper!”
(And he should know.)
So, we’re glad you’re here. Enjoy scrolling through the many clever Ninja shirts, but realize surprises are hiding everywhere. In true Ninja style, it often sneaks up on you. And then it cuts a little deeper.
For almost any shirt in The Ninja’s store, click on “Buy Now” and you’ll likely find Ninja-surprises hiding in the description: a little Ninja humor, the rationale for each shirt and, best of all, some real education and resources to help you find the Truth and use it effectively.
What we wear, and how we wear it, communicates. The Ninja believes we need more than just clever memes & sayings emblazoned across a shirt. We must be able to back our words up with substance to make persuasive, compelling (& surprising) arguments.
There is a place (& a strategy) to tick people off! But most the time, reason & a smile is needed for quick follow-up. He who blows up in anger, has no converts. Surprisingly, well aimed, well-disciplined, genuine, tough-love is our most powerful weapon. Love is always surprising. Self-controlled love is the precision sword-work of The Ninja.
So, please, scroll down, enjoy the shirts, and bookmark The Ninja’s site. Find him on social media.He’s always coming up with clever new surprises to help you address the ever-changing, breathtaking, unbelievably crazy events of the day.
Wear his shirts – surprise your neighbor – become a Socialism Distancing Ninja…
The Ninja works tirelessly, day & night, to create new designs for you.
He insists on top quality DTG (Direct To Garment) printing for a detailed, clear, permanent design, without that thick "plast-icky" feel.
Trying to find a good movie to watch, I (#1 Grasshopper) asked The Ninja, “How about Mad Max?”
“Mad Vax?” he asked with a puzzled look.
Suddenly he startled, his eyes grew large, and there was silence as we all sat like deer in headlights…
Then, he burst-out with that fearsome, maniacal laugh.
The Ninja sprang out of his comfy recliner and ran (as if running to battle) to his design studio where he worked feverishly all night.
To my chagrin, my wife grabbed the remote and switched to The Hallmark Channel. Movie Night with The Ninja never stood a chance…
But out of my most humble pain, comes your great fortune:
Now, for the first time, The Ninja proudly presents his new Mad Vax line of exclusive, American Made tees (and a few bonus shirts beyond that)!
The Ninja is a mysterious man of few words. He speaks through his shirts.And people listen...
The Data's in and it may leave you "maskless"...
If you’ve been following “the great mask debate”, you realize it comes with a lot of controversy & contradiction – and they don’t want us asking questions… at least not good questions. No sir, common sense may not enter the room!
Compare the actual data and real-life research to frenzied nightly news reports, and you quickly realize they don’t match up.
So, it’s not hard not to imagine they want to fan the flames of fear to keep us from investigating the issue for ourselves. “Trust the experts” they say. "Mask-Doubters are just selfish, uneducated Trump supporters who care more about themselves than others."
But the experts are fully aware of the line they must toe to avoid being “cancelled” like their fully credentialed colleagues who have dared to speak the truth as they see it.
So, who are we trusting?
If we truly care about our health, and love others as our self, we must "Question The Narrative" and encourage others to do so, as well.
And for that, we must listen to The Ninja…
“Your shirt is your sword, Grasshopper!” – The Ninja
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Of course! The Ninja & Bigfoot! We were thrilled when the Ninja suggested we bring him on board!
Bigfoot can't speak, but somehow he still manages to convey his creative ideas. After hours of negotiation, we've managed to bring his exclusive designs to you...
[The Ninja insists on top quality DTG (Direct To Garment) printing that soaks into the threads for a superior, photo-clear, color-rich, long lasting design without that thick "plast-icky" feel.]
[Bigfoot insists on DTG because it captures every detail of his handsome face. He made me say that...]
Only a few months have passed since life was normal, but it seems like a lifetime ago...
Then, unexpectedly, the first reports of a mysterious virus began circling the globe and there was so much we didn't know. "Uncertain Times" bred unparalleled fear followed by extreme precautions the world has never known. The world shut down. People were dying and no one knew who would be next. For a brief moment it seemed the whole world was united against a microscopic, unseen enemy.
In that context, as the whole world innocently faced the beginning of COVID-19, I wrote of my first, surprising encounter with The Ninja.
At that time, I only knew him as The *Social* Distancing Ninja. Since then, sitting under his wise tutelage, my understanding of the crisis has deepened. I must have misheard when we first met. Or maybe I only heard what I wanted to hear. But gradually, bit by bit, I've come to know him by his true name: The *Socialism* Distancing Ninja (more about that in "The Ninja's Mission" written below).
Although still merely a "Grasshopper" in his eyes, I've somehow gained favor, and we've grown to depend on each other greatly as we stealthfully navigate the "Many Sharks who smell blood in the water". Ours is a quest for Truth.
And now we seek to join you on your quest for Truth - to help you stealthfully do the same.
But first…with that introduction out of the way, you're now ready to hear how this all began (exactly as I wrote at the time).
And please note: THIS is a true story...
How I Met The Ninja
A woman & her wiggly child were breathing down my neck but, unbelievably, the Checkout Man didn’t seem to care.
“How should I handle this?” I thought…
And as I paused, there was a FLASH and a clap of THUNDER...
*The Social Distancing Ninja* flew into my ear!
In a wise, low voice he whispered, “Use T-shirts to protect yourself & your loved ones, my son.”
I stood there stunned like Napoleon Dynamite...
He snapped, “Your shirt is your sword, Grasshopper!”
I blinked, and POOF! he was gone...
So, that’s how SocialDistancingNinja.com was born…
And you tell me: How – after creating sage Social Distancing wear for myself – how could I not share my good fortune with others?
So, now after hours of negotiation, I've made his designer Ninja-skills available to you with T-shirts and paraphernalia to watch your back!
* So, WELCOME to our growing collection! *
Please explore the Ninja’s store, and when you’re ready, just CLICK for quick, easy, secure ordering for you and your whole family! Your order is processed through industry-trusted Square for complete privacy and security.
Stay Safe, Grasshoppers – we'll emerge victorious!
Social Distancing Ninja – because REALITY is stranger than fiction.
When COVID-19 appeared on the World’s radar, we chose the name, “The Social Distancing Ninja”.
We were simply a good-natured, slightly humorous T-shirt company focused on reminding neighbors to be civil, keep a sense of humor and social distance.
However, little did we know we were stepping into the middle of what now appears to be a wacko political intrigue worthy of the latest remake of Mission Impossible. (Sheesh...)
But Ninjas are made for this kind of stuff, right?
The need for nimble-quick street-smarts has never been greater. By now it’s become clear there are those willing to use fear, confusion, coercion, and even violence to manipulate us into paths we do not want to go. As The Ninja says: "Many Sharks smell blood in the water."
The turmoil has sent us back to our roots – founding principles on which America was built; rights we’ve always taken for granted, but now realize could be lost in an instant.
So, as the world situation devolves, the mission of the Ninja EVOLVES.
Yes, Covid-19 is real and we must use good common sense and caution. Our hearts break for those who have died or suffered, and for their loved ones.
But in the midst of rumors, lies and manipulations, we must each weigh the data to determine exactly what "good common sense" is…for a virus with a mere 6% positive test rate, and then a whopping 99.8% survival rate (CDC data). For that we need personal liberty, not shutdowns and sweeping, draconian mandates issued under penalty of law.
We know we’ve been lied to. We need to sort it out. We handed our liberty to trusted leaders for the sake of personal safety – temporarily – until we could “flatten the curve”.
It’s time we take it back and find real, non-politicized solutions, based on real, reliable data. It’s time we open the problem up for discussion and debate, rather than censoring dissenting views, “canceling” qualified experts and ruining careers of those who disagree.
So, of course, believing as we do NOW, you can see our “moniker dilemma”. We’re now more concerned about the manipulations than even the disease itself. Even social distancing is being called into question, so “The Social Distancing Ninja” just wasn't capturing what our mission has become. Time for a company name-change.
We needed a name that is bold; one that would challenge the chaotic cultural shift unfolding before our eyes. An identifier that’s clear and to the point. Something that would catch people by surprise, make ‘em chuckle yet think, just as we hope our T-shirts will do.
Enter “The SOCIALISM Distancing Ninja”!
YEAH! Why not?! Three little letters turn the whole thing around!
And who better to aid our quest for truth (when surrounded by wild-eyed, maniacal Marxists) than THE NINJA, the unrelenting seeker of truth?!
(Slight chuckle – Heavy sigh...)
PIVOT – NINJA STYLE
So, out of necessity, the mission of the Ninja has shifted...from solely fighting the virus, to even more importantly, addressing the "sharks" who would take advantage of our weakened situation and keep us trapped in fear. Our mission is TRUTH. And as we discover it, to expose the hidden agendas of those who wish to use Covid-19 for their own political power, at the expense of the very lives and well-being of those they claim to protect.
As a result, The Ninja’s shirts have had to adapt. The Ninja’s insisted some of his earlier designs should never see the light of day, lest they contribute to what we now realize have been lies and frenzied exaggerations.
This has cost the Ninja time and money. But it doesn’t matter. The Ninja is a man of honor and he will not budge.
NEW SHIRTS FIT RAPID CHANGES
His new shirts raise questions, point to inconsistencies, and take a stand. They’re meant to inspire, with a subtle touch of humor ... which we hope will help you stand and “speak your mind” even if it’s only on your shirt. We hope they'll add strength & creativity to your efforts to encourage those around you to “Question The Narrative”.
As The Ninja says: “Your shirt is your sword, Grasshopper!” (We took his advice.)
In addition to offering razor-sharp “swords”, we aim to post information and resources that you may have a hard time finding among the shallow, nightly mantras of mainstream “McNews”. We regularly post credible, relevant data, newsworthy actions, differing opinions and great ideas to deal with the virus AND the sharks. So, please search for us on Facebook at “The Socialism Distancing Ninja”!
AND THERE’S MORE!
Oh! And we’ve got MEMES for you to share with your friends – strategically designed, much like our T-shirts! So, enter the arena – make ‘em think – start discussions!
And OF COURSE...uh...we'll throw in a few things the Ninja finds funny from time to time (he has a wild sense of humor).
When even the Official Public Health data contradict the spin we hear in the media, we'll point it out, or let YOU point it out if you find it first (keep your eyes open). With all the bizarre, daily developments, a new T-shirt is always just around the corner!
BECOME A “GRASSHOPPER”!
So, we encourage you to join us…to “Question The Narrative”. And we hope the Ninja can aid, inspire and energize your search, as well as the free expression of what you find.
So, please…let's stay in touch (we all NEED to support each other)!
a.) “LIKE” this page,
b.) Hover over “FOLLOWING” and
c.) Click “SEE FIRST” to be notified of our posts!
And better yet: send us your email! Social media platforms (like this one) are censoring voices that don't tow the official line. There's no telling how long we'll be able to communicate on this site.
We’re in this together. We're stronger together. Let's figure this thing out. Let's TAKE ACTION...or we risk of losing everything.
May we all be...
Silent no more ~
PERSUASION – HOW IT HAPPENS
We’re all learners in life. We’re each in process.
And whether we realize it or not, we all exist somewhere on the Liberal to Conservative continuum.
Rarely does anyone make a dramatic swing on that scale, one way or the other. Normally, we make small, incremental steps as we discover new Truth and understand how one Truth builds upon another. This process allows us to construct a world view on which we base daily life (and voting) decisions.
People on either end of the continuum, Left or Right, are the committed movers and shakers of this World. In America, they determine the direction of the country based on how well they can persuade the Middle Third to move (and Vote) their way.
Ninja Shirts are aimed at the Middle Third, to move them one step closer toward conservative perspectives that support true freedom.
YOUR NINJA-MISSION – Should You Decide to Accept It
Scroll through and select the Ninja shirt(s) which best express your passion for the issues. What message do you want to signal to those you come in contact with? And for which occasions?
Then, should you decide to accept this mission, purchase. CONGRATULATIONS! You are now one of the many Socialism Distancing Ninjas rising up to speak common sense around the Globe. (Although, if you see The Ninja, tell him you're simply a “Grasshopper” – everyone’s a Grasshopper to The Ninja). You’ve done a great job to get this far – now continue your education to offer the most persuasive reasoning possible for your issue(s).
For support, Check-in OFTEN to “The Socialism Distancing Ninja” Facebook Page for elite Ninja training. The Ninja’s posts will keep you informed of significant events not always covered by the mainstream media. You can read Ninja commentary (he’s a man of few words but, I, #1 Grasshopper, make up for that), and find links to quality resources to help prepare for daily battles.
On “The Socialism Distancing Ninja” Facebook Page, LIKE, hover over FOLLOW, and click SEE FIRST on the drop-down menu to be notified of new posts & updates.
For more reliable connection: find us on Parler, the Facebook alternative with no censorship. Facebook is already censoring some of our posts and there’s no telling how long we’ll last in an environment that doesn’t allow you to “Question The Narrative”. We hope for no trouble, but they could delete our account at any time.
Or you can opt for the safest, surest way to stay connected: EMAIL. Send us your best email (or check the “Newsletter” box on your order form at checkout) and we’ll keep you informed. We WILL NOT SPAM you, sell or give your information to others, or just try to obnoxiously sell you stuff. Our purpose is to inspire and equip you, as best we can, for your own vital Ninja-mission.
Also on the Ninja page: Ninja-Memes & links for you to share with your friends! We think they're pretty spectacular! We think they’ll make an impact.
And, OF COURSE! Wear your favorite Ninja shirts strategically!
Engage with the undecided Middle Third, whether they only read your shirt standing in line at the grocery store, or your shirt sparks discussion among friends. Take action. Be pro-active. Engage!
Ninja-shirts display POWERFUL words and images.Some are designed to inspire and “preach to the choir”, but most are designed to stir thought and move the reachable Middle-Third one step closer to sanity.
Wearing Ninja shirts into a Leftist “Lions’ Den”, in today’s climate, could result in bodily harm or loss of life.Be bold and courageous, but don’t be blind.Tune-in to your “audience” and understand what is persuasive vs. what is polarizing; who is reachable and who is not.Be a wise, caring friend, not a prideful, pompous jerk!
And most of all – HAVE FUN!You were born “for such a time as this” and God IS still in control.Have eyes to see and make the most of it!
"Ingenius! Light-years ahead of its time!"
"Tarzan wear Ninja shirt on Sunday..."
"Hmmm...we don't make those here..."
Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
Although he may just silently nod while accepting acclaim for The Ninja's store, everyone knows Carl Knox is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 he found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears. The Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus; and then, as the virus became politicized, to sort-out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action in the shark infested “waters” of Seattle. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to equip you for battle in the arena of competing cultural ideas (under the close supervision of The Ninja, of course)...