Shirts to Question The Narrative
“Your shirt is your sword, Grasshopper!” – The Ninja
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Ninja’s operate with the element of surprise.
So, what’s the first we have for you?
You are now entering a “Destination T-Shirt Shop”.
The Ninja is more than just a warrior. He is more than just a creator of amazing shirts. He is a wise teacher – one who equips warriors to battle for Truth in the misty turbulence of popular, but often destructive ideas.
That’s why he often says, “Your shirt is your sword, Grasshopper!”
(And he should know.)
So, we’re glad you’re here. Enjoy scrolling through the many clever Ninja shirts, but realize surprises are hiding everywhere. In true Ninja style, it often sneaks up on you. And then it cuts a little deeper.
For almost any shirt in The Ninja’s store, click on “Buy Now” and you’ll likely find Ninja-surprises hiding in the description: a little Ninja humor, the rationale for each shirt and, best of all, some real education and resources to help you find the Truth and use it effectively.
What we wear, and how we wear it, communicates. The Ninja believes we need more than just clever memes & sayings emblazoned across a shirt. We must be able to back our words up with substance to make persuasive, compelling (& surprising) arguments.
There is a place (& a strategy) to tick people off! But most the time, reason & a smile is needed for quick follow-up. He who blows up in anger, has no converts. Surprisingly, well aimed, well-disciplined, genuine, tough-love is our most powerful weapon. Love is always surprising. Self-controlled love is the precision sword-work of The Ninja.
So, please, scroll down, enjoy the shirts, and bookmark The Ninja’s site. Find him on social media.He’s always coming up with clever new surprises to help you address the ever-changing, breathtaking, unbelievably crazy events of the day.
Wear his shirts – surprise your neighbor – become a Socialism Distancing Ninja…
The Ninja works tirelessly, day & night, to create new designs for you.
He insists on top quality DTG (Direct To Garment) printing for a detailed, clear, permanent design, without that thick "plast-icky" feel.
Trying to find a good movie to watch, I (#1 Grasshopper) asked The Ninja, “How about Mad Max?”
“Mad Vax?” he asked with a puzzled look.
Suddenly he startled, his eyes grew large, and there was silence as we all sat like deer in headlights…
Then, he burst-out with that fearsome, maniacal laugh.
The Ninja sprang out of his comfy recliner and ran (as if running to battle) to his design studio where he worked feverishly all night.
To my chagrin, my wife grabbed the remote and switched to The Hallmark Channel. Movie Night with The Ninja never stood a chance…
But out of my most humble pain, comes your great fortune:
Now, for the first time, The Ninja proudly presents his new Mad Vax line of exclusive, American Made tees (and a few bonus shirts beyond that)!
The Ninja is a mysterious man of few words. He speaks through his shirts.And people listen...
We're just beginning to hear about "The Great Reset" in the midst of our present world-crisis, but for years it's been the buzz-phrase of power players at the World Health Organization, The United Nations, Agenda 2030, and other organizations working to funnel mankind into a "New World Order".
Their stated purpose is "for the good of mankind", but their methodology is to leverage the flames of crisis to ride-in as The White Knight. Their public image is "Build Back Better" but, privately, their mantra is "Never let a good crisis go to waste".
Their ultimate goals are simply a rehashed blend of Marxist & Fascist promises: Nirvana doled out by the State, but always for the price of personal Freedom.
In The Ninja's own words: "mmuh... Great Reset not so great."
So, if you love the values and resulting freedoms of a better bright idea (the "Great American Experiment"), get educated and take action as a true Ninja warrior - Ninja shirts pack a clever wake-up call for those swept up in the march to the edge of "Reset Cliff".
As The Ninja says, "Your shirt is your sword, Grasshopper!"
The Data's in and it may leave you "maskless"...
If you’ve been following “the great mask debate”, you realize it comes with a lot of controversy & contradiction – and they don’t want us asking questions… at least not good questions. No sir, common sense may not enter the room!
Compare the actual data and real-life research to frenzied nightly news reports, and you quickly realize they don’t match up.
So, it’s not hard not to imagine they want to fan the flames of fear to keep us from investigating the issue for ourselves. “Trust the experts” they say. "Mask-Doubters are just selfish, uneducated Trump supporters who care more about themselves than others."
But the experts are fully aware of the line they must toe to avoid being “cancelled” like their fully credentialed colleagues who have dared to speak the truth as they see it.
So, who are we trusting?
If we truly care about our health, and love others as our self, we must "Question The Narrative" and encourage others to do so, as well.
And for that, we must listen to The Ninja…
“Your shirt is your sword, Grasshopper!” – The Ninja
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We love Black Lives...we really do!
And that's why The Ninja said we must offer these shirts.
But “Black Lives Matter, Inc.” is a whole different matter.
At this writing (November, 2020), the polls tell us BLM, Inc. has dropped from a 76% approval rate, to now only 24% with the general public. People are catching on.
If the ceaseless riots, looting and destruction didn’t do it (yes, we know protests were billed as “mostly peaceful”…as cars burned in the background)…if calling to defund the Police didn’t do it…if opposing the nuclear family didn’t do it…if calling every white person “systemically racist” (starting at birth) didn’t do it…maybe their leadership’s boasts of being “trained Marxists” did.
And they’ve done exactly what Marxists do: choose a worthy cause, magnify injustice, create unrest and divide people. Tear down so they can, in the words of The ‘Great’ Reset, “Build Back Better”. And a Marxist Utopia is what they call “better”. Innocent Black Lives are just the “tool of the day” to reach that end. But Marxism, despite promises of equality, enslaves all people of all races.
The irony: in the name of “anti-racism” they increase racism! No person, of any race, likes to be forced into “correct” thought. "You can never force a change of heart" (and that's straight from The Ninja - remember that, Grasshoppers).
So, our shirts point out what by now is becoming obvious: many well-meaning people have been “had”. Marxists, in the know, call them “Useful Idiots” (their term, not The Ninja’s).
WARNING: It should be obvious, but be careful where you wear these Ninja-shirts. And have some genuine care and compassion for people when you do. Most who’ve supported BLM, Inc, are good people who want to make a difference for a good cause. They just didn’t do their research.
But we all know there is a very radical element within this movement who have no problem perpetrating violence or cancelling those who won’t raise a fist in full, unquestioning support. We don’t think they’d like The Ninja’s shirts.
But we aim for the Middle Third – to offer a bit of relief, clarity and sanity. If that’s your sphere of influence, we hope our shirts help.
“You can never force a change of heart.” – The Ninja
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Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
Although he may silently nod while acknowledging praise from others, we all understand Carl is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 Carl found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears…the Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus, and then, as the world situation devolved, to sort out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action, in the shark infested waters of Seattle...where he paddles as fast as he can. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to (alongside The Ninja) equip you for battle in the arena of culture and competing ideas...