
While common "wisdom" tells us "What you don't know can't hurt you", when it comes to Covid-19, as well as the many other threatening things in life, we know that's just childish.
We've known people are getting sick and dying, and it took even the best doctors awhile to get a handle on it.
But now the data's in and there's no excuse for not knowing how to stop the severity of this disease with early treatment. Or avoid it altogether with effective viral prophylactics that have proven safe and been used by millions for decades (Hydroxychloroquine & Ivermectin).
But, bowing to the manipulative power of Big Pharma, the media regularly censors life-saving information. And previously trusted institutions censor and even cancel world-leading medical professionals who dare speak-out against official narratives.
The fatal flaw is the dismissal of a core scientific principle: Science requires Science to question Science - it's called The Scientific Method! And free speech, especially regarding novel medical mysteries, should be guaranteed!
While claiming to protect us from "misinformation", we now know censorship, disinformation, and the release of selective information by official institutions has done wonders to build the Covid-vaccine industry…while costing millions of lives, ruining the world economy and dealing a major blow to freedom around the globe. Peer review and extensive testing over time protects us; Big Pharma does not.
But now, at least, The Ninja has created a shirt for you to speak this Truth with a super-cool, Skull & Cross-Needles graphic.
Take a stand. Make ‘em think. Educate. Order now and save some lives!
So...What’s so good about Ninja Shirts?
Well, besides the amazing, surprising, one-of-a-kind designs, straight from the mind of The Ninja himself...
And then, the undeniable quality of the American Apparel brand...
Ninja shirts are Made in America and support the American Worker!
(Not a sweat-shop exploiting captive workers in China!)
You can rest assured your purchase not only broadcasts a special message of Freedom to all those you meet, but that it also supports the kind of practical Freedom & Opportunity that made America a beacon to the world.
(Yes, Naysayers, there is a reason we remain an immigration magnet!)
Shipping is Free!
And remember: The Ninja slices through shipping fees with a fierce veracity only The Ninja can muster…(had video on social media – amazing moves – they banned it). But, for now, rest assured: The Ninja fights for you and SHIPPING IS FREE! (No one dares cross The Ninja!)
So, about the shirt:
It's fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you (or at least another Ninja a lot like you). It withstands many complex Ninja-moves and the much needed washings that follow, while maintaining its Ninja shape, so it's great for everyday wear!
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched
• Made in the good ole USA!
Unisex Size Guide:
Please measure carefully, and then, through rigorous exercise, good nutrition and thinking-thin, fiercely maintain your weight. Ninja shirts are custom-made to your exact order, so as compassionate as The Ninja is, #1 Grasshopper cannot find a way to give refunds for wrong sizes ordered (damage and workmanship are guaranteed, however, upon arrival).
Measure twice, order once – wear over & over. You, too, can be a Socialism Distancing Ninja!
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Chest (inches) | 30-32 | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 48-50 | 50-52 |
Waist (inches) | 28-30 | 30-32 | 32-33 | 33-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-48 |
"Whoa!"
"Ingenius! Light-years ahead of its time!"
"Tarzan wear Ninja shirt on Sunday..."
"Hmmm...we don't make those here..."
Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
ABOUT
Although he may just silently nod while accepting acclaim for The Ninja's store, everyone knows Carl Knox is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 he found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears. The Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus; and then, as the virus became politicized, to sort-out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action in the shark infested “waters” of Seattle. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to equip you for battle in the arena of competing cultural ideas (under the close supervision of The Ninja, of course)...