Shirts to Question The Narrative
The Vaccinated have nothing to fear from the Unvaccinated.
Rather, quite the opposite: the Unvaccinated are in danger from the Covid-Vaxxed! Why? The Vaxxed shed spike proteins which can make others around them sick!
But do we live in fear? Do we push people away? Do we avoid air travel and public places? (Do we become like…them?)
World renowned research scientist, Dr. Judy Mikovits, lays it all out and tells us how we can protect ourselves & our loved ones with sensible precautions here.
What we don't know can hurt us (and others). So, be a Ninja-hero by boldly loving your neighbor as yourself. Turn the table on the Karens, while you do an end-run around the Censors, to speak truth about the countless cases of spike protein transmissions, more commonly known as “shedding”.
The Ninja created this T-shirt to help, so take action! Order yours today and start spreading the word!
So...What’s so good about Ninja Shirts?
Well, besides the amazing, surprising, one-of-a-kind designs, straight from the mind of The Ninja himself...
And then, the undeniable quality of the American Apparel brand...
Ninja shirts are Made in America and support the American Worker!
(Not a sweat-shop exploiting captive workers in China!)
You can rest assured your purchase not only broadcasts a special message of Freedom to all those you meet, but that it also supports the kind of practical Freedom & Opportunity that made America a beacon to the world.
(Yes, Naysayers, there is a reason we remain an immigration magnet!)
Shipping is Free!
And remember: The Ninja slices through shipping fees with a fierce veracity only The Ninja can muster…(had video on social media – amazing moves – they banned it). But, for now, rest assured: The Ninja fights for you and SHIPPING IS FREE! (No one dares cross The Ninja!)
So, about the shirt:
It's fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you (or at least another Ninja a lot like you). It withstands many complex Ninja-moves and the much needed washings that follow, while maintaining its Ninja shape, so it's great for everyday wear!
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made in the good ole USA!
Unisex Size Guide:
Please measure carefully, and then, through rigorous exercise, good nutrition and thinking-thin, fiercely maintain your weight. Ninja shirts are custom-made to your exact order, so as compassionate as The Ninja is, #1 Grasshopper cannot find a way to give refunds for wrong sizes ordered (damage and workmanship are guaranteed, however, upon arrival).
Measure twice, order once – wear over & over. You, too, can be a Socialism Distancing Ninja!
"Ingenius! Light-years ahead of its time!"
"Tarzan wear Ninja shirt on Sunday..."
"Hmmm...we don't make those here..."
Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
Although he may just silently nod while accepting acclaim for The Ninja's store, everyone knows Carl Knox is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 he found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears. The Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus; and then, as the virus became politicized, to sort-out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action in the shark infested “waters” of Seattle. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to equip you for battle in the arena of competing cultural ideas (under the close supervision of The Ninja, of course)...