Shirts to Question The Narrative
It's up to us. Freedom is preserved or lost in this generation!
27% of Gen Z think Socialism is good; 30% of Millennials. America is on the brink of collapse and we have some work to do...
We owe it to our children, our grandchildren, and all those who gave the ultimate sacrifice, to preserve and recover lost Freedoms. It starts with taking a stand, and then educating our Grasshoppers. Pass your blessings down to the next generation - they need you!
(Or maybe you're a Patriot Gen Z? Dude! You have Grasshoppers, right? They need you, too!)
Why do The Ninja's shirts cost a little more?
Well, besides the amazing, surprising, one-of-a-kind designs, straight from the mind of The Ninja himself...and then the undeniable quality of American Apparel...Ninja shirts are priced to support the American Worker! (Not a sweat-shop, empowering the oppressive Chinese Communist Party!)
You can rest assured your purchase not only broadcasts a message of Freedom to all those around, but that it supports the kind of Freedom & Opportunity that made America a beacon to the world (yes, despite the naysayers, there is a reason we remain an immigration magnet)!
So, about the shirt:
It's fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you (or at least another Ninja just like you). And it can withstand many Ninja-moves (and needed washings) while maintaining its shape, so it's great for everyday wear!
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made in the good ole USA!
Unisex Size guide
"Ingenius! Light-years ahead of its time!"
"Tarzan wear Ninja shirt on Sunday..."
"We don't make those here..."
Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
Although he may silently nod while acknowledging praise from others, we all understand Carl is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 Carl found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears…the Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus, and then, as the world situation devolved, to sort out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action, in the shark infested waters of Seattle...where he paddles as fast as he can. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to (alongside The Ninja) equip you for battle in the arena of culture and competing ideas...