Shirts to Question The Narrative


The Ninja
Founder & Company Brainchild

"Ingenius!  Light-years ahead of its time!"

Albert Einstein
Scientist Par Excellence

"Tarzan wear Ninja shirt on Sunday..."

King of The Jungle

"Hmmm...we don't make those here..."

Xi Jinping
President of China

Carl (#1 Grasshopper)

Founder & CEO


Although he may just silently nod while accepting acclaim for The Ninja's store, everyone knows Carl Knox is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja. 

But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 he found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”

The answer emerged somewhere between his ears. The Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus; and then, as the virus became politicized, to sort-out the lies and fight the “sharks”.

Carl lives near the action in the shark infested “waters” of Seattle. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.

Carl's greatest desire is to equip you for battle in the arena of competing cultural ideas (under the close supervision of The Ninja, of course)...