
Ok, so maybe this shirt’s a little ahead of its time? A real “SHOCKER”? (Bad dad joke, I know.)
But that’s where leaders belong – out front, on the edge, showing the way to clarity & truth (wearing Ninja-shirts, of course)!
The crimes & manipulations committed by Anthony Fauci are too numerous to detail here, but are certainly deserving of removal from his position as head of NIAID, and then a swift & fair trial for Crimes Against Humanity.
If justice prevails in our fight against evil, The Ninja believes the facts will show the crimes of Anthony Fauci – and the spell he’s cast across much of the world – dwarf those of even the most evil villains in history.
Make no mistake: we are NOT advocating rogue violence!
All good Socialism Distancing Ninjas lead the way to Truth & Justice through Law & Order. Immediate legal action must be taken to expose the lies and stop destructive mandates, as well as the coercion and the suppression of life-saving early treatment…all responsible for the death and destruction of millions of people.
If you haven’t already, you can find the ghastly details Corporate Media will never tell you by reading these recent, best-selling books (The Ninja receives no commission):
Faucian Bargain: The Most Powerful and Dangerous Bureaucrat in American History, by Steve Deace
Faucian Booster: Covid Vaccine Mandates Violate the Nuremberg Code and Therefore Should Be Opposed and Resisted by Any Peaceable Means Necessary, by Steve Deace
The Real Anthony Fauci: Bill Gates, Big Pharma, and the Global War on Democracy and Public Health, by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
For a quick taste of the Fauci scandal, you can click on this 13 minute video: Fauci Patent: Vaxxed Induced Aids, Biotech Analyst: HIV Glycoprotein 120 Contained in Vaxx
So...What’s so good about Ninja Shirts?
Well, besides the amazing, surprising, one-of-a-kind designs, straight from the mind of The Ninja himself...
And then, the undeniable quality of the American Apparel brand...
Ninja shirts are Made in America and support the American Worker!
(Not a sweat-shop exploiting captive workers in China!)
You can rest assured your purchase not only broadcasts a special message of Freedom to all those you meet, but that it also supports the kind of practical Freedom & Opportunity that made America a beacon to the world.
(Yes, Naysayers, there is a reason we remain an immigration magnet!)
Shipping is Free!
And remember: The Ninja slices through shipping fees with a fierce veracity only The Ninja can muster…(had video on social media – amazing moves – but they banned it). But, for now, rest assured: The Ninja fights for you and SHIPPING IS FREE! (No one dares cross The Ninja!)
So, about the shirt:
It's fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you (or at least another Ninja a lot like you). It withstands many complex Ninja-moves and the much needed washings that follow, while maintaining its Ninja shape, so it's great for everyday wear!
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched
• Made in the good ole USA!
Unisex Size Guide:
Please measure carefully, and then, through rigorous exercise, good nutrition and thinking-thin, fiercely maintain your weight. Ninja shirts are custom-made to your exact order, so as compassionate as The Ninja is, #1 Grasshopper cannot find a way to give refunds for wrong sizes ordered (damage and workmanship are guaranteed, however, upon arrival).
“Measure twice, order once –wear over & over. You, too, can be a Socialism Distancing Ninja!” – The Ninja
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Chest (inches) | 30-32 | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 48-50 | 50-52 |
Waist (inches) | 28-30 | 30-32 | 32-33 | 33-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-48 |
"Whoa!"
"Ingenius! Light-years ahead of its time!"
"Tarzan wear Ninja shirt on Sunday..."
"Hmmm...we don't make those here..."
Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
ABOUT
Although he may just silently nod while accepting acclaim for The Ninja's store, everyone knows Carl Knox is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 he found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears. The Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus; and then, as the virus became politicized, to sort-out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action in the shark infested “waters” of Seattle. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to equip you for battle in the arena of competing cultural ideas (under the close supervision of The Ninja, of course)...