Shirts to Question The Narrative
The Jabbed & The Jab-Nots
So, it’s a vaccine, but it’s not…
They tell us it’s safe even though it remains classified “Experimental”…meaning not fully tested. And the words the experts hate to speak most - we don’t know - are the only ones we can count on as true.
The Nightly News speaks only in glowing terms of “the jab” and enthusiastically chants the mindless mantra that everyone just can’t wait to get theirs. (Hand ‘em a pom-pom, will ya?!)
But it seems not “everyone” is excited to get the jab. “Vaccine Hesitant” is the new term for those of us who (according to the power-brokers) are either uneducated, Chicken Little, or unbelievably selfish. “How could they not want to protect their neighbors from this terrible disease and death?” they ask.
“I got my shot!” is the war-cry of their heroes – shining examples, they are, of those who are now free to mingle maskless and parade visible as the brave new moral class. (And such virtue comes with privileges, you know.)
As of this writing (July 15, 2021), the CDC’s own VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Events Reporting System) states there have been 9,048 deaths from the three kinds of Covid injections being administered in the U.S. (Vaccines for the Swine Flu were shut down after only 53 deaths.) And all indications are that VAERS is grossly under-reporting.
Both Mainstream and Social Media heavily censor such adverse outcomes, and most people don’t even know about VAERS to report them, but if you search you can find their stories (not on censor-happy Google). The information being censored is not from wild conspiracy theory websites, but from highly credentialed doctors and scientists who risk their careers and livelihoods to speak out at such places as The Great Barrington Declaration: https://gbdeclaration.org/. What could their nefarious motives be?They have everything to lose.
(Here’s how to connect with VAERS Covid data: https://www.openvaers.com/covid-data).
So the authorities resort to bribery. Free ice cream parties for the class with the most jabs (“Don’t be the reason your class doesn’t win the party!”). Free beer for mom & dad. Million dollar, state sponsored lotteries. And even “Joints for Jabs”…because we all know an impaired mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Still, we “Neanderthals” are “Vaccine Hesitant”.
So, now they’re getting tough. They’re sending envoys to our doors, in case we don’t understand the importance of the jab. These people aren’t from the government, mind you…that would be Orwellian. No, they’re just caring “Community Workers”, ready with needle because they have no doubt once you hear the “truth” you’ll want to protect yourself and your loved ones right away. “We’re only here to help” they say.
Vaccine Coercion is increasingly the name of the game, as airlines, private companies and employers violate American’s most basic inalienable right as never seen before. Government won’t have to crack down (yet), because corporations will do it for them.
Violation of Privacy & Personhood
But Biden just announced that even private text messages will be monitored to combat false vaccine information being spread by "dangerous right wing extremists". By this action, anyone expressing a view different from the official narrative is threatened. This is a new low, never imagined nor compatible with the liberty we've inherited.
The Ninja believes that NOW is the time to stand and fight. It won’t get easier. Violence waits around the corner. Let’s all do what we can to nip it in the bud before it has a chance pounce.
We hope the Ninja’s exclusive Mad Vax shirts will help you stand solid on a most important issue – no one should be coerced or forced to inject an experimental substance! And, of course, we hope a little bit of humor will help drive your point home!
So, why do The Ninja's shirts cost a little more?
Well, besides the amazing, surprising, one-of-a-kind designs, straight from the mind of The Ninja himself...
And then, the undeniable quality of American Apparel...
Ninja shirts are priced to support the American Worker!
(Not a sweat-shop, empowering the Chinese Communist Party as they exploit captive workers!)
You can rest assured your purchase not only broadcasts a special message of Freedom to all those you meet, but that it also supports the kind of practical Freedom & Opportunity that made America a beacon to the world.
(Yes, Naysayers, there is a reason we remain an immigration magnet!)
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So, about the shirt:
It's fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you (or at least another Ninja just like you). It can withstand many complex Ninja-moves and the much needed washings that follow, while maintaining its Ninja shape, so it's great for everyday wear!
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made in the good ole USA!
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Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
Although he may silently nod while acknowledging praise from others, we all understand Carl is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 Carl found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears…the Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus, and then, as the world situation devolved, to sort out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action, in the shark infested waters of Seattle...where he paddles as fast as he can. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to (alongside The Ninja) equip you for battle in the arena of culture and competing ideas...