Shirts to Question The Narrative
The Data's in and it will leave you "maskless"...
According to Tammy K. Harrema Clark, PPE expert and OSHA Staff Trainer for 20 years, masking against Coronavirus isn't just ineffective - masks actually DO HARM by, among other things, lowering your immune system, exposing you to harmful bacteria, and actually increasing your odds of contracting COVID-19.
And if you're "lucky" enough to acquire an N-95 mask, it could actually kill you if you are among the group OSHA officially forbids to wear it...or at least they used to...before all this Covid mess!
Tammy isn't just some local yahoo. The Ninja thought it best for you to "sharpen your sword" with the help of a seasoned Pro – a true Ninja in the PPE world who will quickly provide all the information you need to go maskless, and to confidently wear this shirt:
And then, if that's not enough, take a look at this (the charts & graphs in this article are amazing...): https://www.theblaze.com/op-ed/horowitz-comprehens...
The Bottom Line is this:
If we truly care about our health; and if we love others as our self, we must encourage them to "Question The Narrative". We must speak the Truth and take a stand against the useless, harmful mask!
The time has come for us to take a bold stand against mask-tyranny, and stand up for science, liberty & common sense.
Should you decide to accept this mission, The Ninja believes this shirt will help!
So...What’s so good about Ninja Shirts?
Well, besides the amazing, surprising, one-of-a-kind designs, straight from the mind of The Ninja himself...
And then, the undeniable quality of the American Apparel brand...
Ninja shirts are Made in America and support the American Worker!
(Not a sweat-shop exploiting captive workers in China!)
You can rest assured your purchase not only broadcasts a special message of Freedom to all those you meet, but that it also supports the kind of practical Freedom & Opportunity that made America a beacon to the world.
(Yes, Naysayers, there is a reason we remain an immigration magnet!)
Shipping is Free!
And remember: The Ninja slices through shipping fees with a fierce veracity only The Ninja can muster…(had video on social media – amazing moves – but they banned it). But, for now, rest assured: The Ninja fights for you and SHIPPING IS FREE! (No one dares cross The Ninja!)
So, about the shirt:
It's fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you (or at least another Ninja a lot like you). It withstands many complex Ninja-moves and the much needed washings that follow, while maintaining its Ninja shape, so it's great for everyday wear!
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made in the good ole USA!
Unisex Size Guide:
Please measure carefully, and then, through rigorous exercise, good nutrition and thinking-thin, fiercely maintain your weight. Ninja shirts are custom-made to your exact order, so as compassionate as The Ninja is, #1 Grasshopper cannot find a way to give refunds for wrong sizes ordered (damage and workmanship are guaranteed, however, upon arrival).
Measure twice, order once –wear over & over. You, too, can be a Socialism Distancing Ninja!
"Ingenius! Light-years ahead of its time!"
"Tarzan wear Ninja shirt on Sunday..."
"Hmmm...we don't make those here..."
Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
Although he may just silently nod while accepting acclaim for The Ninja's store, everyone knows Carl Knox is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 he found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears. The Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus; and then, as the virus became politicized, to sort-out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action in the shark infested “waters” of Seattle. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to equip you for battle in the arena of competing cultural ideas (under the close supervision of The Ninja, of course)...