Shirts to Question The Narrative
Ninja’s operate with the element of surprise.
So, what’s the first we have for you?
You are now entering a “Destination T-Shirt Shop”.
The Ninja is more than just a warrior. He is more than just a creator of amazing shirts. He is a wise teacher – one who equips warriors to battle for Truth in the misty turbulence of popular, but often destructive ideas.
That’s why he often says, “Your shirt is your sword, Grasshopper!”
(And he should know.)
So, we’re glad you’re here. Enjoy scrolling through the many clever Ninja shirts, but realize surprises are hiding everywhere. In true Ninja style, it often sneaks up on you. And then it cuts a little deeper.
For almost any shirt in The Ninja’s store, click on “Buy Now” and you’ll likely find Ninja-surprises hiding in the description: a little Ninja humor, the rationale for each shirt and, best of all, some real education and resources to help you find the Truth and use it effectively.
What we wear, and how we wear it, communicates. The Ninja believes we need more than just clever memes & sayings emblazoned across a shirt. We must be able to back our words up with substance to make persuasive, compelling (& surprising) arguments.
There is a place (& a strategy) to tick people off! But most the time, reason & a smile is needed for quick follow-up. He who blows up in anger, has no converts. Surprisingly, well aimed, well-disciplined, genuine, tough-love is our most powerful weapon. Love is always surprising. Self-controlled love is the precision sword-work of The Ninja.
So, please, scroll down, enjoy the shirts, and bookmark The Ninja’s site. Find him on social media.He’s always coming up with clever new surprises to help you address the ever-changing, breathtaking, unbelievably crazy events of the day.
Wear his shirts – surprise your neighbor – become a Socialism Distancing Ninja…
"Ingenius! Light-years ahead of its time!"
"Tarzan wear Ninja shirt on Sunday..."
"Hmmm...we don't make those here..."
Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
Although he may just silently nod while accepting acclaim for The Ninja's store, everyone knows Carl Knox is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 he found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears. The Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus; and then, as the virus became politicized, to sort-out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action in the shark infested “waters” of Seattle. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to equip you for battle in the arena of competing cultural ideas (under the close supervision of The Ninja, of course)...