Shirts to Question The Narrative
Mainstream Media is panicked.
Dr. Fauci predicts overrun hospitals and threatens a return to strict Covid mandates. Joe Biden ghoulishly predicts a winter of Omicron death for the unvaccinated.
Yet, the Omicron variant is performing just as variants have always performed – they weaken over time. We’ve seen enough now to know Omicron symptoms are no more severe than the common cold.
South Africa, where Omicron originated just a short time ago, quickly climbed over the peak of infection with ease and little complication.
Worldwide, Omicron spread quickly but the death rate remains miniscule. And, like the rest of sloppily compiled Covid data they place before us, we don’t even know if those few deaths are genuinely “from Covid” or simply “with Covid”, the latter meaning they had little to no effect on cause of death.
Omicron is rapidly gaining ground, crowding-out the deadly Delta variant as it bows the knee to dominance. Yet, purveyors of panic portray it as a deadly threat for which there’s only one (predictable) solution: “GET VACCINATED NOW!”
Politicians, the Media, the Medical Establishment and of course Big Pharma, still push risky – and yes, still experimental – mRNA injections, which continue to chalk-up massive adverse effects resulting in death and permanent disability for hundreds of thousands (see the CDC’s own numbers which Harvard estimates are grossly under-reported at only 1% of the true total: https://openvaers.com/covid-data).
All this in fear of what amounts to a harmless cold for the vast majority which, once caught, bestows the blessing of natural immunity, most likely to all variants past, present and future. Most likely for life!
In a Fox News interview with Laura Ingraham, Dr. Robert Malone, the inventor of mRNA technology (and harsh critic of the way his invention has been misused), has called Omicron “a 'Christmas present' for the believer in God because it is so contagious, and yet so mild, that it essentially has a protective effect."
(Comment starts at 3:25: https://video.foxnews.com/v/6287445323001?playlist_id=5622526903001#sp=show-clips)
Of course, the protection to which he refers is natural immunity to all variants, an advantage gained by all who contract Omicron.
Dr. Chris Martenson (Toxicology PhD from Duke University; former biochemical scientist; economic researcher & futurist) points out that Omicron actually has a lower death rate than the Pfizer & Moderna jabs, and provides better, long-lasting immunity.
Tongue-in-cheek, he maintains Omicron should actually receive FDA approval as the best Covid protection currently available.
Conservative writer and commentator, Daniel Horowitz, nails the irony:
“Bizarrely, rather than focusing on the failures of the vaccine to deal with the existing, more deadly strain of coronavirus [Delta], the global governments are using the new, milder variant as a pretext for control simply because ‘newer’ always means scarier.”
Government, the News Media, and the Powers That Be continue to hype fear for a variety of clandestine purposes. So, it’s time we speak Truth – in love. Not a mushy Hallmark kind of love – tough love. Truth & love – the most powerful strategy on Earth which has the ability to change both hearts and minds.
The Ninja believes this T-shirt will help YOU do just that…
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It's fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you (or at least another Ninja a lot like you). It withstands many complex Ninja-moves and the much needed washings that follow, while maintaining its Ninja shape, so it's great for everyday wear!
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Unisex Size Guide:
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Although he may just silently nod while accepting acclaim for The Ninja's store, everyone knows Carl Knox is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 he found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears. The Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus; and then, as the virus became politicized, to sort-out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action in the shark infested “waters” of Seattle. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to equip you for battle in the arena of competing cultural ideas (under the close supervision of The Ninja, of course)...