Shirts to Question The Narrative
Maybe you know a Social Distancing Ninja, still afraid to come out of hiding?
Give this shirt as an award for their diligence, but encourage them to come out and see the world!
As mask-free smiles break out at the sight of that handsome, maskless, Bigfoot face, your loved one will be encouraged to look a little less like the hairy picture emblazoned across their shirt.
We can’t guarantee it will work, but maybe – just maybe – we can chuckle in unity, as we commemorate the trauma we’ve all felt, at one time or another during this crazy, messed up period.
What the heck! It’s worth a try!
Add several shirts to your Ninja arsenal to toss at all your timid friends!
Why do The Ninja's shirts cost a little more?
Well, besides the amazing, surprising, one-of-a-kind designs, straight from the mind of The Ninja himself...
And then, the undeniable quality of American Apparel...
Ninja shirts are priced to support the American Worker!
(Not a sweat-shop, empowering the Chinese Communist Party as they exploit their workers!)
You can rest assured your purchase not only broadcasts a special message of Freedom to all those you meet, but that it also supports the kind of practical Freedom & Opportunity that made America a beacon to the world.
(Yes, Naysayers, there is a reason we remain an immigration magnet!)
Shipping is Free!
And remember: The Ninja slices through shipping fees with a fierce veracity only The Ninja can muster…(had a video on social media – it was amazing – they banned it). But, for now, rest assured: The Ninja fights for you and SHIPPING IS FREE! (No one dares cross The Ninja!)
So, about the shirt:
It's fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you (or at least another Ninja just like you). It can withstand many complex Ninja-moves, and the much needed washings that follow, while maintaining its Ninja shape, so it's great for everyday wear!
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made in the good ole USA!
Unisex Size Guide:
(Please measure carefully. Ninja shirts are custom-made to your exact order, so as compassionate as The Ninja is, #1 Grasshopper cannot find a way to give refunds for wrong sizes ordered.)
“Measure, order, wear – be a Socialism Distancing Ninja!”– The Ninja
"Ingenius! Light-years ahead of its time!"
"Tarzan wear Ninja shirt on Sunday..."
"We don't make those here..."
Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
Although he may silently nod while acknowledging praise from others, we all understand Carl is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 Carl found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears…the Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus, and then, as the world situation devolved, to sort out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action, in the shark infested waters of Seattle...where he paddles as fast as he can. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to (alongside The Ninja) equip you for battle in the arena of culture and competing ideas...