Shirts to Question The Narrative
Only a few months have passed since life was normal, but it seems like a lifetime ago...
Then, unexpectedly, the first reports of a mysterious virus began circling the globe and there was so much we didn't know. "Uncertain Times" bred unparalleled fear followed by extreme precautions the world has never known. The world shut down. People were dying and no one knew who would be next. For a brief moment it seemed the whole world was united against a microscopic, unseen enemy.
In that context, as the whole world innocently faced the beginning of COVID-19, I wrote of my first, surprising encounter with The Ninja.
At that time, I only knew him as The *Social* Distancing Ninja. Since then, sitting under his wise tutelage, my understanding of the crisis has deepened. I must have misheard when we first met. Or maybe I only heard what I wanted to hear. But gradually, bit by bit, I've come to know him by his true name: The *Socialism* Distancing Ninja (more about that in "The Ninja's Mission" written below).
Although still merely a "Grasshopper" in his eyes, I've somehow gained favor, and we've grown to depend on each other greatly as we stealthfully navigate the "Many Sharks who smell blood in the water". Ours is a quest for Truth.
And now we seek to join you on your quest for Truth - to help you stealthfully do the same.
But first…with that introduction out of the way, you're now ready to hear how this all began (exactly as I wrote at the time).
And please note: THIS is a true story...
How I Met The Ninja
A woman & her wiggly child were breathing down my neck but, unbelievably, the Checkout Man didn’t seem to care.
“How should I handle this?” I thought…
And as I paused, there was a FLASH and a clap of THUNDER...
*The Social Distancing Ninja* flew into my ear!
In a wise, low voice he whispered, “Use T-shirts to protect yourself & your loved ones, my son.”
I stood there stunned like Napoleon Dynamite...
He snapped, “Your shirt is your sword, Grasshopper!”
I blinked, and POOF! he was gone...
So, that’s how SocialDistancingNinja.com was born…
And you tell me: How – after creating sage Social Distancing wear for myself – how could I not share my good fortune with others?
So, now after hours of negotiation, I've made his designer Ninja-skills available to you with T-shirts and paraphernalia to watch your back!
* So, WELCOME to our growing collection! *
Please explore the Ninja’s store, and when you’re ready, just CLICK for quick, easy, secure ordering for you and your whole family! Your order is processed through industry-trusted Square for complete privacy and security.
Stay Safe, Grasshoppers – we'll emerge victorious!
Social Distancing Ninja – because REALITY is stranger than fiction.
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Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
Although he may silently nod while acknowledging praise from others, we all understand Carl is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 Carl found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears…the Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus, and then, as the world situation devolved, to sort out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action, in the shark infested waters of Seattle...where he paddles as fast as he can. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to (alongside The Ninja) equip you for battle in the arena of culture and competing ideas...