Shirts to Question The Narrative
When COVID-19 appeared on the World’s radar, we chose the name, “The Social Distancing Ninja”.
We were simply a good-natured, slightly humorous T-shirt company focused on reminding neighbors to be civil, keep a sense of humor and social distance.
However, little did we know we were stepping into the middle of what now appears to be a wacko political intrigue worthy of the latest remake of Mission Impossible. (Sheesh...)
But Ninjas are made for this kind of stuff, right?
The need for nimble-quick street-smarts has never been greater. By now it’s become clear there are those willing to use fear, confusion, coercion, and even violence to manipulate us into paths we do not want to go. As The Ninja says: "Many Sharks smell blood in the water."
The turmoil has sent us back to our roots – founding principles on which America was built; rights we’ve always taken for granted, but now realize could be lost in an instant.
So, as the world situation devolves, the mission of the Ninja EVOLVES.
Yes, Covid-19 is real and we must use good common sense and caution. Our hearts break for those who have died or suffered, and for their loved ones.
But in the midst of rumors, lies and manipulations, we must each weigh the data to determine exactly what "good common sense" is…for a virus with a mere 6% positive test rate, and then a whopping 99.8% survival rate (CDC data). For that we need personal liberty, not shutdowns and sweeping, draconian mandates issued under penalty of law.
We know we’ve been lied to. We need to sort it out. We handed our liberty to trusted leaders for the sake of personal safety – temporarily – until we could “flatten the curve”.
It’s time we take it back and find real, non-politicized solutions, based on real, reliable data. It’s time we open the problem up for discussion and debate, rather than censoring dissenting views, “canceling” qualified experts and ruining careers of those who disagree.
So, of course, believing as we do NOW, you can see our “moniker dilemma”. We’re now more concerned about the manipulations than even the disease itself. Even social distancing is being called into question, so “The Social Distancing Ninja” just wasn't capturing what our mission has become. Time for a company name-change.
We needed a name that is bold; one that would challenge the chaotic cultural shift unfolding before our eyes. An identifier that’s clear and to the point. Something that would catch people by surprise, make ‘em chuckle yet think, just as we hope our T-shirts will do.
Enter “The SOCIALISM Distancing Ninja”!
YEAH! Why not?! Three little letters turn the whole thing around!
And who better to aid our quest for truth (when surrounded by wild-eyed, maniacal Marxists) than THE NINJA, the unrelenting seeker of truth?!
(Slight chuckle – Heavy sigh...)
PIVOT – NINJA STYLE
So, out of necessity, the mission of the Ninja has shifted...from solely fighting the virus, to even more importantly, addressing the "sharks" who would take advantage of our weakened situation and keep us trapped in fear. Our mission is TRUTH. And as we discover it, to expose the hidden agendas of those who wish to use Covid-19 for their own political power, at the expense of the very lives and well-being of those they claim to protect.
As a result, The Ninja’s shirts have had to adapt. The Ninja’s insisted some of his earlier designs should never see the light of day, lest they contribute to what we now realize have been lies and frenzied exaggerations.
This has cost the Ninja time and money. But it doesn’t matter. The Ninja is a man of honor and he will not budge.
NEW SHIRTS FIT RAPID CHANGES
His new shirts raise questions, point to inconsistencies, and take a stand. They’re meant to inspire, with a subtle touch of humor ... which we hope will help you stand and “speak your mind” even if it’s only on your shirt. We hope they'll add strength & creativity to your efforts to encourage those around you to “Question The Narrative”.
As The Ninja says: “Your shirt is your sword, Grasshopper!” (We took his advice.)
In addition to offering razor-sharp “swords”, we aim to post information and resources that you may have a hard time finding among the shallow, nightly mantras of mainstream “McNews”. We regularly post credible, relevant data, newsworthy actions, differing opinions and great ideas to deal with the virus AND the sharks. So, please search for us on Facebook at “The Socialism Distancing Ninja”!
AND THERE’S MORE!
Oh! And we’ve got MEMES for you to share with your friends – strategically designed, much like our T-shirts! So, enter the arena – make ‘em think – start discussions!
And OF COURSE...uh...we'll throw in a few things the Ninja finds funny from time to time (he has a wild sense of humor).
When even the Official Public Health data contradict the spin we hear in the media, we'll point it out, or let YOU point it out if you find it first (keep your eyes open). With all the bizarre, daily developments, a new T-shirt is always just around the corner!
BECOME A “GRASSHOPPER”!
So, we encourage you to join us…to “Question The Narrative”. And we hope the Ninja can aid, inspire and energize your search, as well as the free expression of what you find.
So, please…let's stay in touch (we all NEED to support each other)!
a.) “LIKE” this page,
b.) Hover over “FOLLOWING” and
c.) Click “SEE FIRST” to be notified of our posts!
And better yet: send us your email! Social media platforms (like this one) are censoring voices that don't tow the official line. There's no telling how long we'll be able to communicate on this site.
We’re in this together. We're stronger together. Let's figure this thing out. Let's TAKE ACTION...or we risk of losing everything.
May we all be...
Silent no more ~
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"We don't make those here..."
Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
Although he may silently nod while acknowledging praise from others, we all understand Carl is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 Carl found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears…the Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus, and then, as the world situation devolved, to sort out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action, in the shark infested waters of Seattle...where he paddles as fast as he can. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to (alongside The Ninja) equip you for battle in the arena of culture and competing ideas...