Shirts to Question The Narrative
Now THIS is a conversation starter!
So, how does the shot work like heroin?
With no end in sight for boosters, the Covid jab is just as addictive. Like heroin to the addict, it appears to offer pleasure & life, but the result is the exact opposite. It satisfies for awhile, but then leaves the victim with a lowered immune system and one step closer to death. They’ll always need more for the rest of their shortened life.
There are much better alternatives than the shot!
You can learn more at:
The idea for this shirt came to The Ninja while listening to Daniel Horowitz give an insightful monologue on his Conservative Review Podcast. It’s entitled “Why This is a Pandemic of the Vaccinated”. The heroin analogy starts at 13:05: https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/BMDC8713803568?selected=BMDC3736338091.
So...What’s so good about Ninja Shirts?
Well, besides the amazing, surprising, one-of-a-kind designs, straight from the mind of The Ninja himself...
And then, the undeniable quality of the American Apparel brand...
Ninja shirts are Made in America and support the American Worker!
(Not a sweat-shop exploiting captive workers in China!)
You can rest assured your purchase not only broadcasts a special message of Freedom to all those you meet, but that it also supports the kind of practical Freedom & Opportunity that made America a beacon to the world.
(Yes, Naysayers, there is a reason we remain an immigration magnet!)
Shipping is Free!
And remember: The Ninja slices through shipping fees with a fierce veracity only The Ninja can muster…(had video on social media – amazing moves – but they banned it). But, for now, rest assured: The Ninja fights for you and SHIPPING IS FREE! (No one dares cross The Ninja!)
So, about the shirt:
It's fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you (or at least another Ninja a lot like you). It withstands many complex Ninja-moves and the much needed washings that follow, while maintaining its Ninja shape, so it's great for everyday wear!
• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made in the good ole USA!
Unisex Size Guide:
Please measure carefully, and then, through rigorous exercise, good nutrition and thinking-thin, fiercely maintain your weight. Ninja shirts are custom-made to your exact order, so as compassionate as The Ninja is, #1 Grasshopper cannot find a way to give refunds for wrong sizes ordered (damage and workmanship are guaranteed, however, upon arrival).
“Measure twice, order once –wear over & over. You, too, can be a Socialism Distancing Ninja!” – The Ninja
"Ingenius! Light-years ahead of its time!"
"Tarzan wear Ninja shirt on Sunday..."
"Hmmm...we don't make those here..."
Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
Although he may just silently nod while accepting acclaim for The Ninja's store, everyone knows Carl Knox is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 he found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears. The Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus; and then, as the virus became politicized, to sort-out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action in the shark infested “waters” of Seattle. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to equip you for battle in the arena of competing cultural ideas (under the close supervision of The Ninja, of course)...