Release your pent-up frustrations with an irresistible twist of humor!

(And who can resist that face?!)

“We Vote by Mail-In Ballot – Believe the Unbelievable 2020” is strategically emblazoned across the FRONT so you can watch readers' reactions! Should be fun (and revealing)!

Now you can do your part for the peace and tranquility of this great Nation by firmly displaying your “vote” for election integrity! Without it – let’s face it – America is over.

The Ninja & Bigfoot teamed up strategically on this one – so you can stealthfully slide-in a little humor to a contentious controversy. Create some smiles, raise some eyebrows and stimulate some thought by ordering now!

Wear it with expectation, protect Election 2022, and join the Bigfoot revolution!

So...What’s so good about Ninja Shirts?

Well, besides the amazing, surprising, one-of-a-kind designs, straight from the mind of The Ninja himself...

And then, the undeniable quality of the American Apparel brand...

Ninja shirts are Made in America and support the American Worker!

(Not a sweat-shop exploiting captive workers in China!)

You can rest assured your purchase not only broadcasts a special message of Freedom to all those you meet, but that it also supports the kind of practical Freedom & Opportunity that made America a beacon to the world.

(Yes, Naysayers, there is a reason we remain an immigration magnet!)

Shipping is Free!

And remember: The Ninja slices through shipping fees with a fierce veracity only The Ninja can muster…(had video on social media – amazing moves – but they banned it). But, for now, rest assured: The Ninja fights for you and SHIPPING IS FREE! (No one dares cross The Ninja!)

So, about the shirt:

It's fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you (or at least another Ninja a lot like you). It withstands many complex Ninja-moves and the much needed washings that follow, while maintaining its Ninja shape, so it's great for everyday wear!

• 100% fine jersey cotton

• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Double-stitched

• Made in the good ole USA!

Unisex Size Guide:

Please measure carefully, and then, through rigorous exercise, good nutrition and thinking-thin, fiercely maintain your weight. Ninja shirts are custom-made to your exact order, so as compassionate as The Ninja is, #1 Grasshopper cannot find a way to give refunds for wrong sizes ordered (damage and workmanship are guaranteed, however, upon arrival).

“Measure twice, order once –wear over & over. You, too, can be a Socialism Distancing Ninja!” – The Ninja