Shirts to Question The Narrative
PERSUASION – HOW IT HAPPENS
We’re all learners in life. We’re each in process.
And whether we realize it or not, we all exist somewhere on the Liberal to Conservative continuum.
Rarely does anyone make a dramatic swing on that scale, one way or the other. Normally, we make small, incremental steps as we discover new Truth and understand how one Truth builds upon another. This process allows us to construct a world view on which we base daily life (and voting) decisions.
People on either end of the continuum, Left or Right, are the committed movers and shakers of this World. In America, they determine the direction of the country based on how well they can persuade the Middle Third to move (and Vote) their way.
Ninja Shirts are aimed at the Middle Third, to move them one step closer toward conservative perspectives that support true freedom.
YOUR NINJA-MISSION – Should You Decide to Accept It
Scroll through and select the Ninja shirt(s) which best express your passion for the issues. What message do you want to signal to those you come in contact with? And for which occasions?
Then, should you decide to accept this mission, purchase. CONGRATULATIONS! You are now one of the many Socialism Distancing Ninjas rising up to speak common sense around the Globe. (Although, if you see The Ninja, tell him you're simply a “Grasshopper” – everyone’s a Grasshopper to The Ninja). You’ve done a great job to get this far – now continue your education to offer the most persuasive reasoning possible for your issue(s).
For support, Check-in OFTEN to “The Socialism Distancing Ninja” Facebook Page for elite Ninja training. The Ninja’s posts will keep you informed of significant events not always covered by the mainstream media. You can read Ninja commentary (he’s a man of few words but, I, #1 Grasshopper, make up for that), and find links to quality resources to help prepare for daily battles.
On “The Socialism Distancing Ninja” Facebook Page, LIKE, hover over FOLLOW, and click SEE FIRST on the drop-down menu to be notified of new posts & updates.
For more reliable connection: find us on Parler, the Facebook alternative with no censorship. Facebook is already censoring some of our posts and there’s no telling how long we’ll last in an environment that doesn’t allow you to “Question The Narrative”. We hope for no trouble, but they could delete our account at any time.
Or you can opt for the safest, surest way to stay connected: EMAIL. Send us your best email (or check the “Newsletter” box on your order form at checkout) and we’ll keep you informed. We WILL NOT SPAM you, sell or give your information to others, or just try to obnoxiously sell you stuff. Our purpose is to inspire and equip you, as best we can, for your own vital Ninja-mission.
Also on the Ninja page: Ninja-Memes & links for you to share with your friends! We think they're pretty spectacular! We think they’ll make an impact.
And, OF COURSE! Wear your favorite Ninja shirts strategically!
Engage with the undecided Middle Third, whether they only read your shirt standing in line at the grocery store, or your shirt sparks discussion among friends. Take action. Be pro-active. Engage!
Ninja-shirts display POWERFUL words and images.Some are designed to inspire and “preach to the choir”, but most are designed to stir thought and move the reachable Middle-Third one step closer to sanity.
Wearing Ninja shirts into a Leftist “Lions’ Den”, in today’s climate, could result in bodily harm or loss of life.Be bold and courageous, but don’t be blind.Tune-in to your “audience” and understand what is persuasive vs. what is polarizing; who is reachable and who is not.Be a wise, caring friend, not a prideful, pompous jerk!
And most of all – HAVE FUN!You were born “for such a time as this” and God IS still in control.Have eyes to see and make the most of it!
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"Hmmm...we don't make those here..."
Carl (#1 Grasshopper)
Founder & CEO
Although he may just silently nod while accepting acclaim for The Ninja's store, everyone knows Carl Knox is only a Grasshopper in the eyes of the Ninja.
But even so, near the beginning of Covid-19 he found himself asking, “How can I protect and provide for my family?” and “How can I contribute to the fight against this terrible disease?”
The answer emerged somewhere between his ears. The Ninja magically appeared and soon creative, quality T-shirts were Carl’s obsession – first, to fight the virus; and then, as the virus became politicized, to sort-out the lies and fight the “sharks”.
Carl lives near the action in the shark infested “waters” of Seattle. When not thinking-up new T-shirts, you can find him immersed in outdoor adventures along with his family. He’s also been known to frequent various musical events where his daughter plays a mean piano.
Carl's greatest desire is to equip you for battle in the arena of competing cultural ideas (under the close supervision of The Ninja, of course)...